Helene
Since as far back as I can remember I’ve been a poor man’s version of Weird Al. Something, a word or a name, reminds me of a song and I make up spoof lyrics in my head. Sometimes, to the chagrin of M, I sing it.
We are flying to Atlanta this morning, passing through about the same time as Hurricane Helene. Yesterday, when I heard they named it Helene, the Dolly song “Jolene” popped into my mind.
Now I have it on loop in my head except the words have been changed to “Helene, Helene, Helene, I’m begging of you please don’t change my plans.”
We shall see. But all is well either way.


Why did you post this, now it is Helene all day! And I agree with Donnie it is Dolly and not Steve, no offense intended.
Thanks…I know have the same looping phrase in my own head. Thankfully it will be the voice of Dolly and not Steve.